You’ll never get them back…

..The hours.

Be ready to get hours sucked away from your life as you engage in not only one of the best WiiWare titles in a while, but one of the better FPS experiences on Wii to date.

One thing you’ll see right away is the style this game is going for. While most FPS aim for a bloody and mature experience, Water Warfare is all about Summer fun and getting wet (or rather not getting wet because that’s how you lose!!)

Water Warfare brings a few good things to the table that should really be looked at by future developers of any upcoming Wii FPS. There is a variety of weapons, including everyone’s favorites: the shotgun, SMG, sniper rifle and bazooka.
However, this game also includes tons of wacky items such as the banana peel(which causes your player to slip,) and the Chirpy Hammer (which enables you to knock your opponent out for a good 2 seconds!) These items play a crucial role to winning in Water Warfare, as there are also healing and protection items (The Beach towel, and Rain coat.)
Water Warfare also allows for totally customizable characters. Pick your own hairstyle, face, and clothes!
One last thing that should be noted on are the maps. This game has 4 environments for you to play on, but each map can be played on in 2 sizes (Small and large) bringing the total to 8 (trust me, the 2 sizes are different enough to justify this.) To make these landscapes even more varied, the game utilizes a randomizer system for the obstacles.

For example, on this playground stage, the jungle gym may be in the center-field your first time around, however, the next time you play, don’t expect it to be sitting in the same place.

While this game features some great single-player modes in the form of Missions and Skirmishes with bots, it really shines when it comes to the multi-player. This game not only includes 2 player split-screen, but also allows for matches between up to 8 players via the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection (Details on Game modes can be looked at Here.) Sadly, you cannot team up with a friend and take on the interweb together, but either way you will have fun pwning someone.

Those who love FPS are probably already playing The Conduit (which admittedly IS a better title than this) but you will still find lots of fun in this title’s mission-mode, single-player skirmish, and multiplayer ranked matches which stole me from High-Voltage Software’s gem for a good 4 hours (and I intend to return). Sure the graphics arent jaw-dropping, but it’s on WiiWare, and considering that, it boggles the mind to think what Hudson could have done with a full retail game.

And for those wondering, this game’s easy control setup and interface also serve as a great way to bridge your casual parents or siblings into the world of the First-person shooter. If you haven’t rushed to the Wii Shop Channel already, you are a darn fool!

And for 800 Wii Points, why would you want to miss out on this?

-ArakniD

It’s E3 week and for those excited as I am about the announcement of NSMB Wii, here’s a wallpaper I made!
It’s not much but I hope you enjoy!
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-MetroidMan5000

Ok guys, so while the Wiiseguys are working hard to bring you the next Review we have in store, I thought:

Why not have some fun.

So dust off those 3D glasses(The red and blue ones) and lets party! Here are some 3D Super Smash Bros. Brawl images I made!

(Sidenote: at my local Wal-Mart they had some Hannah Montana shit set-up and there was a plethora of free 3D glasses to take. That’s where I found mine.)

(Click to enlarge them)

More after the jump!

Have an idea for a game you wanna see in 3D?

Leave a comment and I’ll see what I can do! !

Welcome to Wiiseguys! This is Luigipwns, but you can call me Luigi. He is Mine and ArakniD’s first review!

This Super Mario Galaxy review is out of this world and possibly the last Super Mario Galaxy review you will EVER have to see, so enjoy and look forward to our other reviews coming soon!!!

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